Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dicks are not precious.
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