For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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