Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I love you. Go after that dick
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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