Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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