i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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