i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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