SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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