if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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