dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
