Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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