I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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