We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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