Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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