Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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