you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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