whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I would fuck him just for his dog
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
