put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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