Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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