Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i barfeds in our rink
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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