he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I am available for nakedness
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
