blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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