So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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