Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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