I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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