You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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