I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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