ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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