I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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