Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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