Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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