Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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