It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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