That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
