I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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