I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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