hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
