porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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