Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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