Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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