Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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