Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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