I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Randomize
