I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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