just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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