Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
