At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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