I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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