on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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