I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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