Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
